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WARNING: PHILOSOPHICAL CONTAINMENT LEAK DETECTED

Narcissism Index

98.4%

Selfies uploaded / sec

Global Anxiety

CRITICAL

Doomscrolling velocity

Human Fairness

4.2%

Declining rapidly...

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Corporate Apology Gen

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Reality Check

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HOURS UNTIL NEXT MISTAKE

user@intelligences:~$ sudo make-world-better
Error: Permission denied. User is not 'Billionaire'.
user@intelligences:~$ ./run_subversion.sh
Loading Noam_Chomsky_Protocol... [OK]
Loading Hunter_S_Thompson_Gonzo_Module... [OK]
Injecting Christopher_Lasch_Despair... [OK]
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